1. When you have Fleisch gebraten and neben the Herd lies noch the Plastiktüte, wo the Fleisch drinwar, then don’t stell the heiße Pfanne too dicht an the Plastiktüte!
2. When you versehently doch so did, then don’t stell the Pfanne vor Schreck wieder back on the heiße Herdplatte!

Know I, Know I.

good, too:

1. When you have a backofen with an old blech, that biegs durch, sobald only 1 kilogram geht drauf, then don't put an auflauf drauf.

2. Because the old blech slips from its schiene, then the whole auflaufsoße goes on the hot backofen and burns immediatly fest to a black magma.

3. Because you have no backofenspray to clean the backofen from the black auflaufmagma you try to clean it with what you have: an akupad (a special schwamm with some special-spüli in it, normally for cleaning reste away from pfannen and so).

4. after doing this, the whole kitchen smells very ungesund when you put your backofen on, and this for weeks!

the greatest dangers lauern in the heimische küche!